this-beautiful-creation:

f4f :)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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mary-poppin-tags:

freeparadise:

ogchlo:

theglasschild:

Look at this when you’re drunk and the rest will be beautiful. 

I’m high and I can’t deal with this

is this cauliflower

I saw this last night when I was drunk and I was like “damn I wonder what this looks like stoned

mary-poppin-tags:

freeparadise:

ogchlo:

theglasschild:

Look at this when you’re drunk and the rest will be beautiful. 

I’m high and I can’t deal with this

is this cauliflower

I saw this last night when I was drunk and I was like “damn I wonder what this looks like stoned

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

image

image

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celebrateceleste:

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

^^^

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elmakias:

ex0rdiium:

"this morning i went for a run and while i was running i thought about…"

Youtube.com/elmakias 😇

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

(via happiest)

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via thistimewithoutfail)

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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